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Cool Cookie

Let's Have Some Fun

Postby Cool Cookie » Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:01 am

In this topic let's collect all sorts of jokes, funny pictures, videos, etc! :dancing:

I'll begin:

Contact of Minds

- Why did you come?
- Because you invited me.
- But I did not invite you.
- No, you invited. Sometimes there is no need to say words to invite me.
- How is it?
- You just need to want really, and I'll come.
- Yes, I very much wanted you to come.
- You see.
- But still, how did you know?
- I felt.
- Can you feel?
- Yes, a simple form often keeps a storehouse of content. Things are really not the same as we see them. The essence of things is hidden inside, it is impossible to know it with a mere glance.
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- What are things in fact?
- Nobody knows. Even me.
- How did you get here?
- Your desire led me.
- How can this be?
- The desire is not just a feeling. It is power. This is the driving force of evolution. There are moments when it becomes material.
- Can you feel the power of desire?
- Yes, the power of your desire was great, and I came.
- Why did you come?
- To do what I have to do.
- And then?
- And then I'm gone.
- What do you require in charge for coming?
- I do not need a payment for it.
- Do you deny the concept of reward?
- No, each work should be rewarded. This is a fundamental principle.
- A principle of what?
- Of everything. Life. Death ...
- But you said that you do not need a payment.
- I do not need a payment for coming.
- What should I reward you for?
- For what I will do.
- What can I give you in return?
- You have to know what is the price.
- This will be enough?
- Yes.
- What will I get?
- You'll get rest of the mind.
- Eternal rest?
- No. Eternal rest does not exist. Does not exist here.
- Where does it exist?
- There even I have no power. There you will be helped by someone else. I can only do what I have come for.
- I have not seen the likes of you for many years...
- Yes. We come only when people need us.
- And when you are not needed?
- Then we disappear. We do not exist. Do not exist for you.
- How did you find me?
- As I said, your desire led me.
- I do not believe you.
- And your woman invited me.
- What did she say to you?
- That you need help.
- Did you believe her?
- Yes. I knew it.
- Where from?
- Those who live around you told me too.
- Did you believe them?
- Yes. I know that you can not get on without me.
- What about you?
- I can.
- Do you know who I am?
- Yes.
- How could you guess?
- The way you start the conversation. You're a philosopher.
- Yes, I am a philosopher. And you are a plumber.
- Yes, I'm a plumber. But I love to bullshit too. Where is your clogged tank?

(By Artem Prokhorov)

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Anastasia

Let's Have Some Fun

Postby Anastasia » Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:03 am

Cool Cookie, it's cool! :hahaha:

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Zir

Let's Have Some Fun

Postby Zir » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:51 am

:hahaha:

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Sasha
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Let's Have Some Fun

Postby Sasha » Thu May 26, 2016 7:39 pm

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

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Victoria Orchid

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Postby Victoria Orchid » Fri May 27, 2016 5:34 pm

Sasha wrote:At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

This one I will try :tap: